Last Night on Strictly: A fun show marred by wildly inconsistent scoring (see above).
Highlights: Beethoven’s Dirt Argentinian, excellent fringing, blazing Dave Arc’s melodies.
Lowlights: The ongoing infantilization of Rhys, the curse of Samba, and the aggressive level of audiences.
As well as Dan’s rumba hip action, which was so subtle it couldn’t be seen by science. Dan’s hips have now been sent to CERN, where the Large Hadron Collider will analyze them for weakly interacting particles #darkmatter.
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